Our Father who art in Cyber-Space.----(our father who art in heaven)

Reboot be Thy Name----(hallowed be thy name)

thy T3 Come----(thy kingdom come)

thy Java Scrip be done----(thy will be done)

In Netscape as it is in Internet Explorer----(on earth as it is in heaven)

Let us complete our downloads----(give us this day our daily bread)

and forgive us for our animation in HTML----(and forgive us our debts)

As we forgive the people that use Frames----(as we forgive our debtors)

keep us from Cyber idiots----(lead us not into temptation)

and deliver us from SPAM----(but deliver us from evil)

For you know our IP address----(for thine is the kingdom and the power)

Ctrl-Alt-Del --------(Amen)