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Christian Pick-up lines
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus?... Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) How about a hug, sister?
6) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
7) Christians don't shake hands, What about a Holy Kiss?
8) Oh, you're cold? Ecclesiasties 4:11
9) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
10) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
11) I am here for you.
12) The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
13) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
14) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
15) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
16) Would you happen to know a Christian lady that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
17) Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
18) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
19) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
20) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's His name.
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